this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was suckn everyone, even him self

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He bum fucked himself using a portal by just moving the portal back and forth across his ween.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Unfortunately, upon reading this comment, I failed to restrain myself from linking [this YT video (timestamp at 26:01, just in case)]

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Truly a sorcerer supreme