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"I'd show up to work early. I can visit their graves on my day off later this year (if I take it). There's just too much shareholder value at stake for me to be inaccessible for an hour during the week"
I feel like you're a good candidate but that is just not enough. We are looking for the best of the best who go above and beyond and I feel like you just miss that little extra you know the last little bit on top
or they send this " we will use your resume for future consideraiton, but wont hire you", more like they will use your resume to screen out other resumes.
Unfortunately this job posting was never real in the first place