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Horror story (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/science_memes/p/823862/horror-story

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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

  • Lands on Mars

  • Attempts to turn Martian sand into glass panes

  • It doesn't work

Omg. On Mars we will never experience Windows.

[โ€“] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 2 days ago

At the rate Microsoft is going, by the time we set up a community on Mars, everyone will have migrated to Linux ๐Ÿ˜