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[–] hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de 111 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Add bigger pontoons.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Move the call.

[–] DarkDarkHouse 10 points 4 months ago

You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Ah shit i forgor" *seals up the whole bus so it doesn't leak and floats" there, perfect!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.