Alright man, not even gonna bother reading.

If you have an impaired reading comprehension, or if highlighting that cachaça is a type of rum hurts your precious, so precious nationalistic feelings so much, to the point that you're desperately gatekeeping booze, you do you. But perhaps you should've stayed in Reddit then.

Go make caipirinha with regular rum, not specifically brazillian rum, and enjoy how shit it tastes.

It works better with Bacardi than with Salinas. (I regret the later. Salinas is great, just not good for caipira)