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i don't get angry because they rearranged the store, i get angry because they ONLY rearranged the store so some worthless, nepo-baby dipshit can justify their existence at the company because they came to the conclusion--after 25 focus groups-- that it'd increase shareholder value by $0.0003 to move the pasta to aisle 3
I figured they just do it regularly so customers have to look at more extra shit they might impulse buy, rather than based on some study of product location adjacency.
typical shareholder meeting in america:
ceo: i've come to a stunning conclusion, and i don't want to ruffle too many feathers or cause a heart attack--we know what happened to MCfunky last week.
uneasy laughter
ceo: but i have a crazy idea that i'm sure is going to shock everyone in the room, and i'm hesitant to even say this out loud, but, how about we cut one employee per store and raise the prices on ALL items by a nickel!
the room of shareholders went completely silent, until the oldest of the bunch cut a huge fart. what happened next was a raucous laughter that wasn't heard since the first test screening of 'a princess bride' and a round of applause that was usually reserved for a barack obama speech @ $200k a seat (champagne optional).
the forbes editor who was deployed to the meeting immediately came in his pants and a rothschild graciously committed to buying him a new pair, despite the known frugality of the ultra-wealthy (they wouldn't be rich if they didn't know how to work a penny). she told him, 'meet me on rodeo drive next week and i got you covered' but he missed the appointment because he was supposed to cover alysa liu's birthday extravaganza.
she was fat anyway, at least that what he told himself. she was kinda fat by european or asian standards but we were in america and the rules of the wild west still apply. who cares how much money she has. alysa dyed her hair green this week. that's all that really matters,.
You summed up one of the biggest problems in America pretty succinctly.