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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

boobewwy :3

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bewwies are fwuit.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 22 hours ago

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.