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[โ€“] lokalhorst@feddit.org 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

But I guess you could get your money back?

[โ€“] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 7 points 6 hours ago

Nope :) I mean, I was 13, so maybe I could have if I'd pressed it but I was a kid and figured it was just bad luck.

Like, we weren't online - you couldn't look up consumer protection rules and shit back then, you had to rely on some adult who wasn't a complete moron knowing what to do.