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submitted 1 day ago by raindrop1988@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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[–] DoomSayer@lemmy.ml 11 points 19 hours ago

Haha! Yeah, I do this with requirements creep:

Can you also compete task C while you're there?
Sure! In this timeframe which features are you prepared to sacrifice to make it happen?
...I'll think about it

Works every time!