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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Speaking in tongues was a source of constant amusement for me, and probably the only thing I enjoyed about the church. "Shambala lala guu!"

Then, someone else used their Magic Bird powers to "translate".