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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unfortunately they DO notice when you actually take sick days. Avoiding taking sick days isn't so much about thinking you'll get rewarded as it is about trying not to get punished.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Nothing like FMLA to signal your employer to scrutinize the minutia of your job performance.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I threw up on my boss once. He doesn't bother me anymore. Mainly cuz I got fired, but it wasn't for throwing up on him, no, I just fucked his wife while his dog watched. He walked in on us. It was an affair of an affair, I gotta say, at least I finished, and then I threw up. Spermicide does that to me for some reason, so I just raw dog it with whomever, or let them bareback me.

[–] abc@suppo.fi 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If everyone was like you my friend we wouldn't need unions

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Prostitutes would still need unions