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First, put them in an arena and make them fight to the death. Last one standing gets to rule their new planet. Ticket sales fund the single-seat rocket that's sending them there.
I'd normally put money on Musk, since he's the youngest and likely most in shape, but Putin would likely cheat his way to victory. Also, Trump would be the first one "out."