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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I never got the talk about Santa. I think my parents just assumed that I was intelligent enough to be able to work it out on my own, which I was. I'm sure at some point I did believe in Santa but I can't remember ever believing, I knew it was just my dad, but I got presents so I didn't care.

Kids can be quite pragmatic.