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[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if i had solar, i'd run one that could tell me where i put down my phone/keys etc

[–] irmadlad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LOL! Dude, I absolutely, positively, must put things back in their proper place, or I'd forget everything. For instance, I went out this morning to feed the Koi in the Koi pond. I have a plastic jug that I keep the pellets in, that is kept in a drawer in the living room. When I take the jug out, I must leave the drawer pulled open to alert my dumbass that something goes back in there when I come back in. Keys absolutely must be hung on the key rack each and every time after use. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. Every day.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sometimes i get halfway to the lake before i realize i forgot my testicles

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Put them in the medicine cabinet next to your detachable penis. You know, when you think it might get you into trouble.