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I be sleeping like a goddamn rotisserie chicken let me tell you
Can I baste you in my batter while you rotate? I'm doing a science experiment for my church regarding sin. I've already done the control of ejaculating on my sister without her knowing, so I just need to do the experiment of someone consenting. What causes that möbiation of entanglement, and can we use my occult Knowledge to transcend physicality like Jesus, the Buddha, and Richard Simmons. We must know, for Christ's sake!
No thank you, it would wake me up
My sister didn't wake up, and it dried before morning. Aliens might be doing this to us every night and we would never know.
You wouldn't know if you had dried alien spunk on you? Is that because you go to sleep covered in jism already?
Oh shi...the science has come in...
Go back to reddit
I'm like super turbo banned. Buy me a new phone and I will go back to Reddit.