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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

you only need enough money for a bunch of crack or heroin or meth, which is a lot but not as much as that other guys would be. and the girls would not look that good

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Am I bougie or judgemental that I would only allow coke, shrooms, weed and alcohol in my theoretical rich guy harem

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Nah your just not bougie enough to know that unadulterated Afghan heroin is about as safe as the coke and alcohol, and is a much more higher status product.