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[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If it goes in soup, it's a vegetable. If it goes in Sangria, it's a fruit.

Next question please.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Therefore, chicken and beef is vegetables.

Checkmate, vegans!

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Soup is just beef tea

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Assuming you like eating chicken, when is it wrong to pair chicken with vegetables? I made a vegetable-mushroom-chicken soup last week and it was delish. Whether chicken is or isn't a vegetable is an academic concern, not a culinary one.

Try putting mushrooms or chicken in the sangria however and you'll be rightfully prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm. Since breakfast cereal is demonstrably soup, that makes strawberries, Cheerios, and Reese's Puffs all vegetables. Good to know.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, fun! The debate over the culinary vs botanical meaning of fruit intersecting with the debate of culinary vs topological meaning of soup.

Breakfast cereal is soup[topological] but not soup[culinary]. It is therefore not a contradiction for it to be fruit[culinary].

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As some said once, a vanilla soy latte is technically a 3 bean soup

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Would it be soup or broth? Soup typically has something besides liquid to it afaik

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Great word, topological.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So water, salt, cheese, meat, and noodles are all vegetables?

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Water is debatable, everything else why not. If a recipe is generic enough to call for "vegetables", you wouldn't be wrong to include any of those things.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

So a roasted chicken is a vegetable?

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Is water a fruit or a vegetable

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

If it is from a plant and it goes into fruit salad, it's fruit