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Seriously. Just squirt the toothpaste directly into your mouth like an adult.
Like a Neanderthal? Just apply a small dollop to each tooth.
That would take too long. I just make a toothpaste sandwich, that way I can eat and clean my teeth at the same time
Oh please. You put the tube end in your mouth, suck, chew, and spit!
This is what I do. Squirt a bit of toothpaste in my mouth and chew it a bit to get on my teeth before I use my toothbrush.
The Forbidden Go-gurt!
Now with micro abrasives!