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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is 23 (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, US Government Labor data is all lies, clearly.

I bet the US Census is all lies too.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Yessir, and i certainly trust TubularTittyFrog (definitely not a troll), who self-admittedly has no experience as a mechanic or in the the mechanical industry and has demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of basic statistical analysis, to be able to interpret and translate those data to me, a simple grease monkey.

Thank you, friend, for sharing your massive endowment of knowledge and experience in all things you have no knowledge or experience in based on your clearly superior powers of... ummm... (checks notes)... reading words and numbers on Google?

It was so generous of you to spare so much time with your thoughtful and heartfelt responses, all to show me the light and the way in this matter of utmost urgency and concern!

🤣🤣🤣 you fucken jabroni 🤣🤣🤣