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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon overdoes it (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person.

Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no"

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.