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What's your favorite way to respond to the receipt checker (or any other employee who tries to stop you)? (anarchist.nexus)

submitted 2 months ago by TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus to c/shoplifting@anarchist.nexus

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My favorites:

"Awe thanks, you too! ☺" (as if I misheard them)
*shakes head* "diarrhea"

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[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If people are suspicious of you, that's already a fuck-up. Be there regularly in walking attire with a bag or coat or whatever, buying cheap things. When you take shit buy SOMETHING on your way out. Come on.

[–] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the States, at Walmart, someone's entire job is to stand at the door and ask to see receipts.

Edit: Also I'm lowkey offended and annoyed that you assume I'm a noob and, as such, wrote your comment with a condescending tone