this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
608 points (98.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

28154 readers
468 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Feyter@programming.dev
anzo@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
608
functions (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago by cipherd@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
119 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/39334581

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

def (): is pretty nice

Edit: also as someone doing a bunch of CI work right now, Bash can GTFO (unless the alternative is whatever Windows is doing)

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Nushell is pretty nice. It's the good parts of “what Microsoft is doing”, i.e. real structured data in a shell-like language and real error handling.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also better to type with one hand

[–] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

You QWERTY people...

/jk

Colemak is great though

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Windows's powershell has OOP :D

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PowerShell seems like what you get when you combine the convenience and accessibility of a Linux shell with the annoying verbosity of Java

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you tried "Get-ahilariosulylongnounandnoimnotkiddingsomearethislong?"