this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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I Didn’t Have Eggs

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People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

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[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

> Get a friend and a scalpel

> Ask them to take out up to 3/4 of liver out of your body (no more than that!)

> Add it to the recipe as you please

> ???

> Infinite vegan dishes with meat!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Liver ouroboros! Get one of those portholes like a research cow for easy DIY harvests.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 3 weeks ago

😂 this is so elegantly fucked up