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I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

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[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 94 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Red.

Simply say "oh, its a full moon tonight?" Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state "I must leave, immediately."

Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you're hiding some big secret. Win win.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 43 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Or "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" while turning your eyes green

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

"but I like big strong angry and mysterious guys uwu"

"well this has backfired"

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no "and back" included

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Happy to help, Happened to me already. Monkey's paw -ass meme

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I do love how many problems this solves. Very nearly all of them, potentially.