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[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 435 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I love that it stopped responding after fucking everything up because the quota limit was reached ๐Ÿ˜†

It's like a Jr. Dev pushing out a catastrophic update and then going on holiday with their phone off.

[โ€“] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're learning, god help us all. jk

More spine than most new hires

[โ€“] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 76 points 3 weeks ago

that's how you know a junior dev is senior material

[โ€“] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Super fun to think one could end up softlocked out of their computer because they didnt pay their windows bill that month.

"OH this is embarrassing, Im sooo sorry but I cant install anymore applications because you dont have any Microsoft credits remaining.

You may continue with this action if you watch this 30 minute ad."

that is precisely the goal here.

[โ€“] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd say "don't give them any ideas" but I'm pretty sure they've already thought about it and have it planned for the near future

They're watching Black Mirror same as us.

[โ€“] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Error: camera failed to verify eye contact when watching the ad

Please drink verification can