Am baby
My code is disgusting π«
But I'm getting better every day!
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
1040 points (98.3% liked)
Programmer Humor
28016 readers
1245 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
You don't open-source your code because you're embarrassed by it.
I don't open-source my code because I don't understand how git works.
We are not the same.
I have multiple 200+ loc shell scripts with their own little built-in changelog-parser because i rather did that than setting up the server i've built already.
I am ashamed to say that it took me far longer than it should have for me to understand what the hell I was doing with Git.
But you did it! You understand it and that's pretty rad. Every victory, no matter how small, is still a victory!!
That's one way of looking at it haha. Nice username btw.
Thanks, haha. All your hives are belong to me!
Have at it. My hives are like my brain in that they're entirely void of any signs of intelligent life. π
I found this website, it helped me learn about Git in a quick way, it's not perfect, but hey at least no javascriptπ
Thanks. I'll try to check it out when my ADHD meds kick in here in a bit! (not sarcasm)
No problem, rock onπ€