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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[โ€“] gustofwind@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Please be satire please be satire please be satire

[โ€“] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿคฃ

I hate to think how much time this guy is losing by sleeping every night, there's at least a couple hours in employee leverage he's losing

[โ€“] kiterios@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

As of 1 month ago, his employees are not shaved... so unless he's had a complete mental breakdown since then, probably satire.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/alexander-cohen_this-photo-is-from-our-team-on-site-last-activity-7401997503660830721-51_e

[โ€“] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There's no way this is real, right?

No WAY.

Right?