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[โ€“] Blaiz0r@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because you have a terrible branching strategy

[โ€“] jbloggs777@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

73 feature branches in active development (most for several months), and one intern (currently on m/paternity leave) responsible for merging them. Check! In the meantime, several branches deployed to prod behind a reverse proxy with feature flags.