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[–] naticus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geologically speaking, it's the blink of an eye.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, but so is the time between the invention of socks and this post.

That's just not a practical timeframe for getting your feet wet.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, no rocking my shaky narrative! You're not supposed to notice my impracticalities!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to notice my impracticalities!

I tried that exact argument in court once. Still got convicted for the theft of that cathedral 🤷

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have questions:

  1. What was your purpose with this cathedral?
  2. Were you caught in the act or was there any kind of man hunt?
  3. Using the Nokia 3310 as the unit of measurement, how tall was this cathedral?
  1. Nefarious
  2. Neither. The chief constable stumbled unto it while out walking his miniature Schnauzer and I was sleeping on the altar at the time.
  3. Roughly 700, I'd say. It was a biggie for sure.