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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Actually, my (not that small) Rust projects now take officially less time to cold compile than the "hot" reloading of our next.js monster in my job. Incremental compilation is at least an order of magnitude faster. And cherry on top, dumb code is often 100x faster than js.