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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Better if you need the ability to unintentionally shoot yourself in the foot.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And love reading ten pages of Java stack trace.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

How else am I to justify my purchase of a widescreen monitor?