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Trump Brags About Suing the Government and Declares, ‘I Hereby Give Myself $1 Billion’ (www.mediaite.com)
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[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!