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Helping the needy (media.piefed.world)

submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You never know unless you ask! And as long as you’re not an asshole about it, the worst they can say is “no”.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 82 points 5 days ago (4 children)

the worst they can say is “no”.

Remind me of this gem

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is an amazing use of the template

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Okay, fair. 😫

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

the worst you can get is a yes and then ghosted

goddamn, getting stood up fucking hurts

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAqMqrm4fR0

I like this song, but maybe best to ignore the last verse?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.

So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha

I don't ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol

Edit, oh also, whenever I'm dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim "you're welcome, magic box!" That one busts people up every fucking time