this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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Honestly unless you somehow spawn in front of some manowars or a large shark mid charge there is really not much of a threat here. Even if you spawn in a school of sharks they will ignore you. You could even afford a private medical wing and doctor at your house.
What's the depth? Average depth of the ocean is about 12,000 feet. Show up around halfway down and you're suddenly subjected to 180 atmospheres of pressure.
I think its implied to be at or near surface level, obviously you would need a genie lawyer to really iron out the stipulations but the fact that you owe 5 years and get sick days and vacation days implies that it is doable.
Could be straight storm in the North Atlantic. You might not survive 30 seconds.
Gonna suck that’s for sure
Or under the ice.