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more importantly is what court enforces those contacts so you can consult a lawyer
If you're a muslim then Suleiman or his modern equivalent (King Charles?) and Allah, if you're not even abrahamic then genies and demons are local deities with a society of their own which still adhere to the laws laid down by heaven (in this case Caananite High God El).
lol. imagine going to king Charles for a dispute you have with your Ginnie
And then he summons the wind to carry you home on a carpet.
the royal flatulence