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only in the US. Germany has stupid pebble lawns (feddit.org)

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm gradually swapping my lawn for clovers. More resilient to weather, doesn't need a lot of water, stops most weeds from growing and make those pretty white-purpleish flowers when blooming.

And I don't put any chemicals.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Make sure you test your water for dihydrogen monoxide contamination. That chemical can ruin gardens.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That chemical can be very deadly. If enough of it gets into your airway, it can cause asphyxiation.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And a lot of chronic health problems if it gets in your lungs

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I heard it's in everyone's body already nowadays

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 20 hours ago

Wasn’t there a study that showed that our bodies are made of like, 70% DHMO? Scary shit dude

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure i just ingested some. Am i fucked?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

you have a 100% chance to die

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Every cancer patient has been exposed to it at some point

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I know you are joking, but one of the paradoxes of plant care is water. The roots need enough moisture that they can carry water and nutrients to the plant, but too much causes them to suffocate.

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Try to use native clover if you can. Otherwise, you’re replacing high-maintenance, non-native with low-maintenance, non-native and possibly invasive.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Where I live we have dichondra