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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon thinks everyone should grow up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh... Oh that last one is really unfortunate.

I totally could have gone for a chainsaw.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I believe in you. Get a chainsaw. Gas-powered sound beastlier and make you smell deliciously rugged.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Electric it is then.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I still believe in you.