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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Just sashaying up to the counter, “a number nine combo and a medium sex.”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Sorry, we're all out of sex. How about a hotly contested disagreement followed by rapprochement and eventually a blossoming mutual respect and admiration over the course of several months?"

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it come with a side of friendship?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Wait there are 12 days of Christmas, you switched back way too soon you heathen!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s literally why I asked though.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm afraid that information isn't publicly available.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what she said

[–] gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 days ago

oh look, i found it, the information.

Doesn't sound too bad

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Wanna round up for the tatas for tots foundation?

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

"Did you want fries with that?"

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

How much for a "hug n tug"?

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Unironical, it kind of works like that. There are usual combos, and straying off from them costs extra.