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[–] Michal@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Are you willing to own the risk? If so, what will it look like? Can you budget additional time for addressing these bugs, and draft contingency plans?"

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"You're overthinking it" - real response from my management

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

"True. It'll be perfectly fine, and because of that, you won't need me on call when it all goes dramatically wrong. If you need access to the repo, I'll add you in though. Good luck."

Or, if you've worked together a while "like I overthought it when we worked on x, and y went wrong, and I called it before it happened. Turns out I'm quite good at seeing car crashes in advance."

[–] Arcka@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

You're not alone

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*Sticks fingers in ears* Can't hear you!