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Dude should not have listened to pickup artists.
Yes.
But also, would the result have been different?
Yes
y?
But anon is already a creepo. is anon
A creep would have blamed the women.
Impossible to know just from this post. But it certainly lowered his chances exponentially.
getting rejected is like 90% of the game, tbf.
once your out of highschool the whole "fall in love at first sight" thing becomes creepy stalker behavior, just got to take shotgun approach and ask people that interest you out.
worse they can say is no, right? (...wrong, they can say alot worse than no, but that's the risk you gotta take)
Which part of this has anything to do with pickup artists
…the part where he fucking says he started watching pick up artist shit?
Oh right so that's what 'pua' means
Haha yes.
Pua is also the name of the pig in the Disney movie Moana, and I'm not sure what dating tips one can pick up by watching that, but maybe OP can try that instead.