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It's important to teach yourself to feel responsible for random events, because with great responsibility comes great power. That's what my wise Uncle Ben told me right before he died; he might still be alive today if only I'd said rabbit rabbit that year!
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3191/
Somebody set a reminder to make sure this person says "rabbit rabbit" next January 1. We don't need another year like this one.