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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No offense but if you can't outrun molasses in January maybe you deserve to swim.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 29 points 1 month ago

Lotta weight behind that molasses, some 35 mph worth.

Turns out, I AM slower than molasses in January...

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

the resultant wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 miles per hour (56 kilometers per hour)

Think you can outrun a bear? Because the molasses was faster than a bear

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always travel with a hiking partner I can outrun in bear country.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, that’s your first mistake, son. This here’s molasses country!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s the same basic principle though right?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Molasses hungers