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Player: "What were the odds that six shadowy areas in a row would contain exactly one rough cabin with a sole inhabitant named "Jeff" who sells nothing but overpriced boots?"

DM: Crazy right. Sometimes that's just how the dice fall.

Player: And you said it's a d100 table? Any chance you will consider rolling those outside the DM screen?

DM: Nope. Now, let's roll for the next area...