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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 86 points 4 days ago

be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

my golden days are long gone, sadly

lightbulb.wav

what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

gonna open a therapist office

MFW I'm the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

they always go home sobbing

[Insert some pepe]