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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The joke:

“Greenland, Greenland, Greenland. He said: ‘Greenland is not even land, it’s a big, beautiful block of ice,’” Kimmel joked. “And, he should know: He’s been married to one of those for twenty years.”

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

"savage jab"

sure. ok then

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. How will he ever recover from such a savage roast.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

To be fair he still hasn't recovered from Obama's. And that was what, 15 years ago? Or the journalist that first noticed his tiny hands in uh the 90s? He's still obsessed.