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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wait wait wait.

So, analogously...

What would JIT compiler style code be?

... oh no.

I think it would basically be a co-dependent sycophant with no personality beyond pleasing you.