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Note: Billy has a much better chance of survival due to his skin color.

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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 105 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's a wildly optimistic take. ICE will kill you, whether you're obeying them or not.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You gotta obey while being maced and beaten by 5 cops. And you have less than 30 seconds to do so.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And they might just ask "does he have a gun?" "Wait - does he have a gun?!" "DOES HE HAVE A GUN?!" until they shoot you 10 times just to be able to look and say "nope."

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They gave you a whole 30 seconds to comply. You’re basically asking to get shot.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, they may also shout conflicting orders so they have justification for murdering you, because you didn't stand with your hands on your head while getting on the ground

That's how clean shoots happen

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Simon didn't say put your hands up.....BANG