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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

We hereby declare we might harvest some data to use for targeted advertising based on your poop.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a "general" checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency... you may also be reported to your employer's Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago

Make a wish is a charity. I think you mean hospice service which exist to siphon off the last of your wealth as quickly as possible before you bite the bullet.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

You're not gonna believe this...