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[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 113 points 3 days ago (1 children)

>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I'm a robbery only guy from now on

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

>go to the forest

>become a farmer

free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know

>dies of parasites

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

get elected

gut food safety regulations

everyone gets parasites!

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

everyone has them already they just dont know it

What if we were the real parasites all along