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>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic related
Don't use glue then.
How else am I meant to make the cheese stick?
Broil 45 minutes, no more glue
Nobody told me I have to broil the glue
Well duh, when you stop smelling that toxic smell it’s done. 🧑🍳😘
Correction: you have to use the non toxic glue but it still smells really weird about ten to fifteen minutes on broil I usually just don’t open the oven. The oven light stops working after every pizza party but I think it’s our electric connection the wire is a little bit frayed from rubbing up against the dog’s stainless steel water bowl all the time. Our kitchen design is the worst. Anyways, yea. Another pro tip keep your oven on all the time at minimum temperature to save money on heating during the winter.
All of our dogs that we’ve had have struggled in the winter months over the past dozen or so years, so we’ve been doing this every year since we figured it out to stop them from being too cold. They are always cuddled up by the oven when we come home and… nevermind I … Oh geeze, so many memories :-(